Ray Quote #1748
Quote from Ray in Jazz Records
Marie: Look at all those wires. You know what loves wires? Dust.
Frank: Don't touch my tools.
Ray: I don't need tools, Dad.
Marie: Look how complicated it looks.
Ray: Ma, it's simple. You just plug it in.
Frank: Yeah, I can see the electric company rubbin' their mitts together right now.
Ray: Dad, it only uses a little power, and it's easy to use. You just push that button, you open up the tray, you grab a CD, and you pop it in. Voila! Just gotta- You take the wrapping off put the thing in. [Marie walks away] All right. A little, uh...
Marie: [holding electric knife] Raymond, maybe you could use this.
Ray: I don't need that, Ma.
Frank: Maybe you could use a blowtorch.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Jazz Records’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: Look, see. Listen. When you get the plastic off, all you do is insert the disc, you close the tray, put the selector on CD, and press "play."
Marie: We're not astronauts, Raymond.
Ray: Fine. I'll write it down for you, Ma.
Quote from Debra
Ray: I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with 'em!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa.
Quote from Frank
Frank: [chuckles] What goes around comes around, huh, Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Frank: Just like when you ruined my jazz records.
Ray: Oh, all right. Dad, look, we all know the story, okay, so not again.
Frank: Why not? It's a short story. Once upon a time, I had great jazz records. You were born, now I don't.
Ray: All right! You know, you've been on me for this for over 30 years.
Frank: I believe it was the winter of '69.
Ray: Will you stop it?
Frank: I had just come home from a hard day's work...