Ray Quote #1745
Quote from Ray in Jazz Records
Ray: Debra, what the hell happened to my dictionary?
Debra: Oh, yeah, Ray. I'm sorry. I was going to tell you. I caught the boys sliding down the stairs on it.
Ray: Oh, come on. It's ruined. Look at this. The leather binding's all coming off, the pages are missin', the cover's comin' off it.
Robert: Calm down, Ray. It's just a dictionary.
Ray: It's not "just a dictionary," Robert, all right? I won this in the seventh-grade spelling bee.
Robert: Ah. Another one of Raymond's triumphs. Seventh-grade spelling. Gosh, what word put you over the top, Raymond? "Boat"?
Ray: For your information, I had to spell "vacuum." Okay? Two "U's." Or two "C's." I don't know 'cause there's no "V" in here.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Jazz Records’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Ray: Look, see. Listen. When you get the plastic off, all you do is insert the disc, you close the tray, put the selector on CD, and press "play."
Marie: We're not astronauts, Raymond.
Ray: Fine. I'll write it down for you, Ma.
Quote from Debra
Ray: I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with 'em!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa.
Quote from Frank
Frank: [chuckles] What goes around comes around, huh, Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Frank: Just like when you ruined my jazz records.
Ray: Oh, all right. Dad, look, we all know the story, okay, so not again.
Frank: Why not? It's a short story. Once upon a time, I had great jazz records. You were born, now I don't.
Ray: All right! You know, you've been on me for this for over 30 years.
Frank: I believe it was the winter of '69.
Ray: Will you stop it?
Frank: I had just come home from a hard day's work...