Frank Quote #731
Frank: Hey, Ray. Wait. Put the tape with the game on for me.
Ray: What?
Frank: Yeah, I want to see the taco ladies again. [chuckles] Put it on.
Debra: You know what? The VCR is busted. Twins had a friend over today, and he jammed a toy in it.
Ray: Yeah, that kid Justin. He's a psycho. Sorry, Dad.
Frank: [to the twins] Hey, kids! Stop stop! What's with your friend Justin? I don't like troublemakers.
Debra: Okay, boys, let's go get ready for bed. Let's go. Right now.
Frank: Tell him to keep his grubby paws off of anything Grandpa uses.
Geoffrey: What?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Liars’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: There was no hotel. Which means that wasn't the trick you were playing on us. So then what was it?
Ray: There was- No, nothing.
Marie: The washing machine? Having Frank fix something that wasn't broken?
Ray: Yes, that's it! Ha ha! Gotcha!
Frank: Why, you lousy big-nosed bastard!
Quote from Marie
Marie: Where's the trick in that? And why do you include Michael and Geoffrey? Hmm.
Robert: [to Amy] She's picking up a scent. Watch this.
Marie: Why did you rush the kids upstairs? The VCR. The- The kids didn't break the VCR. But why would you lie about it being broken?
Robert: This is great. I'm usually behind one-way glass during this part.
Marie: Because there was no tape for Frank to watch... Which means you did watch the football the night before... Because you didn't have a headache. You lied to me. You both did.
Debra: Oh, Marie, how can you think that? You are way off, right, Ray?
Ray: How did you do that?
Marie: I can put things together. You think I was born yesterday?
Frank: Anyone?
Quote from Debra
Ray: I feel a little bad.
Debra: Why? You know what? We're pretty good at this.
Ray: I know. Maybe a little too good.
Debra: Hey, we wouldn't have to be if it wasn't for your mother. We're living in a predatory environment. We have to camouflage.