Robert Quote #545
Quote from Robert in Robert Needs Money
Robert: Come on, white tigers, magical fountains. They've got a hotel from every country. It's like the whole world on one big hot street.
Ray: Hey, don't think I wouldn't love to go. There's only one problem, and she's not a small problem.
Robert: All right, look, just tell her it would be really important to me.Come on, two or three days. Tell her. She may not care if you're happy, but she likes me.
Ray: That's true.
Robert: Come on, Ray. Two or three days. Empty hotel room, minibar, pay-per-view movies. Room-service cheeseburgers at 3:00 in the morning.
Ray: We're gonna need another thousand.
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Quote from Debra
Ray: He said it's gonna take more than an apology. He said talk is cheap.
Debra: Oh. Well, what are you gonna do?
Ray: I don't know. I think he'd like it if I spent more time with him.
Debra: Yeah, that would be good.
Ray: He's thinking of, like, six days in Vegas.
Debra: What?
Ray: That's what he said. Yeah. I told him, "No way. I don't wanna go." He got this hurt look on his face, and then he turned his back to me, and I think he was crying 'cause he did one of those... [gasps for air] I don't know. I felt so bad. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Debra: I think maybe it's a good idea.
Ray: Yeah? You think?
Debra: Yeah. I think you should go. And when you get there, see what the odds are of me being here when you get back.
Quote from Ray
Ray: Robert, I'm sorry, all right? I guess I reacted badly because, I don't know, I was kind of shocked. I didn't mean to imply that you're not my brother or that I don't want you to be my brother. You're my brother, okay?
Robert: Thank you, Raymond. That means a lot to me. I think I understand now where you're coming from.
Ray: Good. Good.
Robert: I'm gonna go pack.
Ray: Wait, wait, wait! You're still going?
Robert: What do you mean? You just apologized.
Ray: I apologized for saying you're not my brother, but why would I apologize for you taking my money and going to Vegas with it?
Robert: Because you realize that only a heartless dictator, or Mom, would tell people how to live their lives.
Ray: You're calling me a heartless dictator... or Mom?!
Quote from Robert
Ray: It's worth $1,000 not to hear any of your crap again.
Robert: My crap is true!
Ray: What is it, huh? It's like you wanna take my money 'cause you think I don't even deserve it in the first place. [Robert is silent] Oh, my God. You do think that. You do think that! Gimme my check back!
Robert: I didn't say that!
Ray: You didn't not say it.
Robert: Oh, come on, Raymond, be honest. You're telling me that luck hasn't played a small role in your life?
Ray: What? Where? What? How am I luckier than you?
Robert: Look at me! Look how I'm living, look how I eat! Bologna and orange juice, like an animal! Why do you think I have to go to Vegas? Because I'm not lucky, Raymond. I need a break from my life!