Ray Quote #1201
Debra: Ha! Nine.
Ray: All right, I'll move it for you. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... a blue one!
Debra: No, no, you counted that square twice.
Ray: No, I didn't.
Debra: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Ray: I don't think you're getting into the spirit of the game.
Debra: Let me read the square. "Without talking, stare into your lover's eyes for three minutes."
Ray: What, are you kidding me?
Debra: Three minutes.
Ray: Do you know how long three minutes is? It's long. Ask an egg.
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Quote from Frank
Marie: This game must be Debra's doing.
Ray: Well, it's not.
Marie: I should have guessed when I opened the fridge with two bottles of white wine? Are you swingers?
Ray: All right, Ma. You just asked if I was a wife-swapper.
Frank: Now, there's an idea. I don't even have to swap. I'll just make a donation.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Here, one of you try this.
Robert: [eats] Oh, God! This is awful!
Marie: I thought so. It's Debra's. It's gone bad. Although, with Debra, it probably didn't have far to go.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh, hello, Raymond.
Ray: Ma, what are you doing?
Marie: I'm cleaning your fridge. I thought it was just one item, but once I opened it... Well, dear, it's not good news.