Ray Quote #1193
Debra: Look, I'm sorry, Ray, okay? It's not like I'm trying to trick you. I am tired, and I thought I would do a little reading before I fell asleep.
Ray: All right. There are other things we could do a little before we both fall asleep. I mean, we're not talkin' about runnin' a marathon here. We were just going to roll around a little, you know? I find it very relaxing and restful, but what the hell do I know? You go ahead, go ahead-
Debra: Ray, come on.
Ray: If a book about the 19th century doesn't put you to sleep, how tired can you be?
Ray: So what you're saying is that you would rather read?
Debra: Tonight yes.
Ray: Do me a favor, if there's people having sex in that book, could you read out loud?
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Quote from Marie
Marie: Here, one of you try this.
Robert: [eats] Oh, God! This is awful!
Marie: I thought so. It's Debra's. It's gone bad. Although, with Debra, it probably didn't have far to go.
Quote from Frank
Marie: This game must be Debra's doing.
Ray: Well, it's not.
Marie: I should have guessed when I opened the fridge with two bottles of white wine? Are you swingers?
Ray: All right, Ma. You just asked if I was a wife-swapper.
Frank: Now, there's an idea. I don't even have to swap. I'll just make a donation.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh, hello, Raymond.
Ray: Ma, what are you doing?
Marie: I'm cleaning your fridge. I thought it was just one item, but once I opened it... Well, dear, it's not good news.