Ray Quote #1074
Quote from Ray in Christmas Present
Ray: Listen, if there's something fun that you want to do, you should do it.
Debra: Yep, all right.
Ray: No, come on. You deserve to have fun too.
Debra: Yeah, okay. When the kids go to college, I'll see a movie.
Ray: You don't have to wait. You want to go to the movies? Go. Go today if you want.
Debra: Yeah, I'm gonna go on Christmas.
Ray: Jewish people do. All right then, you go this weekend.
Debra: Yeah, like that'll happen.
Ray: I'm saying it'll happen. Go to the movies! Come on. I'll take care of the kids, I'll take care of everything. Come on, it'll make me feel better. I don't want to get a DVD player and golf and niceness and you get pots. Come on, go to the movies.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Christmas Present’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.
Quote from Frank
Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?
Quote from Marie
Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.