Ray Quote #744

Quote from Ray in How They Met

[flashback:]
Gianni: Hey, beautiful, you forgot to give her the futon cover.
Ray: Oh, oh yeah. [knocks]
Debra: [o.s.] Coming!
Ray: What?
Debra: [o.s.] Coming.
Debra: [gasps] Oh! What do you want? What are you doing?
Ray: You said, "Come in."
Debra: I said, "Coming."
Ray: It sounded like "Come in."
Gianni: What's up? [Ray closes the door]
Debra: What are you doing?
Ray: I didn't want him to see.
Debra: Would you excuse me, please? Okay, I'm sorry. Look, I didn't see anything.
Debra: Yes, you did.
Ray: I know, I'm sorry!

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 ‘How They Met’ Quotes

Quote from Debra

Debra: Hi.
Ray: Hey, there, cummerbund. What are you doing? Oh, what's for dinner?
Debra: Lemon chicken.
Ray: Again?
Debra: What did you make?
Ray: Nothing.
Debra: Okay, you can have that and we'll have the lemon chicken.

Quote from Ray

Debra: Ally made a new friend. Daniel.
Ray: Daniel? A boy?
Ally: He's coming over on Sunday.
Ray: Coming over, yeah? Don't you think you should meet for coffee and see how that goes? Well, Ally, I'm looking forward to meeting your gentleman caller. And I hope Daniel realizes that he's getting involved with a very special young lady. [Ally looks to her mother]
Debra: Don't worry, honey. Daddy won't be here when he comes over.
Ally: Good.
Ray: You're gonna want me there when it's time to pay for the wedding, though, aren't you?

Quote from Robert

[flashback:]
Robert: Totally naked?
Ray: Yup.
Robert: Totally naked? A beautiful woman totally naked facing you?
Ray: Yes.
Robert: Another gift for Raymond. I burst into places all the time. I raid massage parlors. You know who I get to see naked? Fat guys. Fat hairy bald guys. You get to go out with a naked girl.