Ray Quote #558
Quote from Ray in Halloween Candy
Debra: Well, I'm proud of you.
Ray: And you listen up here, sweet sister. From now on, all this? This is- It's all my responsibility, okay? You don't think about it. Not at all. Okay? I do it all. I take your ticket, I show you to your seat.
Debra: Yeah, yeah?
Ray: It's all me. Yeah. So you just, you know, clear your mind, and your schedule and give Popeye some spinach.
Debra: Mm, you got it. Right after trick-or-treating. [Ray groans] And the kids fall asleep. [Ray groans] But, I'm thinking it could all happen by 9:30.
Ray: Yeah? All right.
Debra: Yeah.
Ray: And then Sports Center at 10:00.
Debra: Well... Well, I might not be done with you by 10:00.
Ray: Well, could we start at 9:15? 'Cause I really want to watch Sports Center.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Halloween Candy’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Robert: What's going on here? I'm getting complaints about the treats coming from this house.
Debra: Oh my God. Oh my God. Ray, the neighbors! We're gonna have to move now.
Frank: What, what? Were you saving them for something?
Ray: Yes! As a matter of fact, yes!
Debra: All right, Ray.
Ray: The things, Debra. We have no more things! Dracula! Dracula! [runs out]
Frank: I don't get it. What's the big deal?
Robert: What's the big deal? [whispers in Frank's ear]
Frank: [to Debra] You are sick.
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Marie: You think that's so different from who you really are?
Frank: Doctor make bad bride! Frankenstein sue doctor!
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Frank: Where are the kids?
Ray: Oh, they're going to spend the night at your house.
Frank: You know, you didn't leave me enough candy.
Debra: Really? 'Cause that bowl was full.
Frank: Oh, I almost had a riot on my hands. Good thing I found those chocolate coins you left in the cupboard.
Ray: Chocolate coins?
Debra: Chocolate coins in brightly colored wrappers, Ray.
Ray: The things? You gave out the things?
Debra: Yeah.
Frank: Yeah, so what?
Ray: So?! You don't go into somebody's house and go in their cabinets and take their things and give 'em out, you maniac!
Frank: It's Halloween. You gotta give the kids what they want!