Ray Quote #540
Debra: This is all your fault!
Ray: What?
Debra: She is taking a nap because she doesn't feel like a part of this family because you haven't said two words to her all day!
Ray: That's not true! I did! I did! I even, I said Lois. I called her Lois. You didn't hear me?
Debra: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I heard it. That was real natural. You sounded like Jerry Lewis. "Lo-ho-ho-is!"
Ray: Yeah, well, I told you, you shouldn't force me to do it.
Debra: And by the way, how many times have I said we need more guest towels around here?
Ray: Oh, I know what's going on here. You care way too much about what your mother thinks. Hey, take some advice from me, okay? You gotta cut the apron strings.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Visit’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: God. I was so excited about her coming to visit, you know? I had this big wild fantasy. "Oh, my mother's coming. It's gonna be so nice."
Ray: Yeah, well, welcome to the club.
Debra: What club?
Ray: The Your-Mother-Comes-Over-And-It's-Not-So-Nice Club. And I'm not just a member. I'm also the president.
Quote from Debra
Lois: Well, perhaps we should talk about this later. This really isn't the time, Debra.
Debra: Oh, that's right. This is your vacation. You gotta do your crossword, then take a siesta, then you got to run off to see Renoir!
Lois: Well, I'm sorry, Debra. I just don't know what you want from me.
Marie: [to Geoffrey] Oh here, honey. Let me get that for you.
Debra: You know what I want? I want you to be a part of the family! I want you to help! Or I want you to at least want to help, okay? I want you to be more like... [points to Marie] like her!
Quote from Marie
Debra: Yeah, but I just wanted her to be apart of the family. It's been one day and already she's-
Marie: But she's not doing anything.
Debra: No! That's right, she's not doing anything. Nothing! Not a thing!
Marie: What do you want her to do?
Debra: I don't know. Just help me. Help the kids. Get involved. I mean, she should know! She's a mother!
Marie: Yes, dear, but she's not mother-ish. She's a nice lady but, she's not mother-ish. She's not the kind of mother we are.
Debra: We?
Marie: See, I'd like to think that whatever it is you didn't get from her, whatever it is you learned about what it really means to be a mother, that maybe you got that from me. [Debra chuckles faintly] It's funny, isn't it? How life gives you what you need.
Debra: [chuckles] Oh, you gotta love life.