Robert Quote #141
Quote from Robert in The Invasion
Robert: All right, here we go. The Honeymoon Suite. Got the closet right over here. Toilet down the hall. Light switch.
Ray: Okay, got it. Thank you. [Robert stands there] I'm not tipping you, Robert.
Robert: No, no, I just can't believe you're back.
Debra: Don't worry, Robert, it's just for a couple of days.
Robert: Yeah, that's what I said. I'm sure you'll have a marvelous time. Mom is going all out now that [as Marie] "Raymond has come home."
Ray: All right, thank you.
Robert: All right, by the way, there's a few rules: I take my showers at 6:35 in the A.M. Please refrain from any and all flushing. Despite what Dad thinks, it is not funny. Enjoy your stay. [exits]
Debra: What are you doing?
Ray: Setting my alarm for 6:35.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Invasion’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: What was the truck in front of the house with the dancing little bugs on top?
Debra: We've got termites.
Marie: Oh my God! Oh, oh, dear! I told you, dear, you have to keep up with your housekeeping.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Ray, can't you see? I'm just trying to make a point here. Listen, you could help me. It could be fun. Come on, we never do anything together anymore.
Ray: You are sick.
Debra: If I am sick, it's because your family made me that way.
Quote from Debra
Debra: Oh, look, it's the Raymond Barone living memorial.
Ray: Yeah.
Debra: So what happens? Every 45 minutes an actor dressed as you comes in and recreates scenes from your life, huh? Yeah. [as Ray] "Oh no, where is my retainer? Oh!" "Hey, what's that? A pimple?" "You know all the other guys have hair down here."
Ray: Yeah, that's it. That's the whole show. Except for the finale where you stare at the Farrah Fawcett poster and... lock the door.