Frank Quote #107
Quote from Frank in Ray's on TV
Ray: Okay, so let me get this straight, Dad. Everything you said after the show last night was a lie and behind my back, you've been talking about how bad I was. You think I stunk. You think I stunk!
Marie: What difference does it make what we think? They asked you back!
Frank: But keep in mind the things we told you because I got to see people during the day.
Marie: Oh, my God. The supermarket.
Ray: You lie to me. You lie to me, and you do it so well! How long has this been going on?
Frank: Three weeks.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Ray's on TV’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Ray, we told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer, see? Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do. They all lie to their kids for their own good.
Ray: Other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children.
Marie: No, they don't.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ally drew another picture of our family and she still says that these monsters aren't your parents.
Ray: All right. So maybe they're not.
Debra: Ray, this one is bald, and this one's carrying a covered dish.
Ray: You know what? Save that. Someday a therapist may want to see it.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Listen, you got bigger problems than your little words there.
Ray: Like what?
Frank: Like scratching the microphone. Nobody could hear what the hell was going on!
Marie: Well, at least... At least the scratching kept him from waving his hands around like he was landing planes.
Frank: The microphone was much worse.
Marie: No.
Frank: It seemed like he'd never been on television before.
Marie: He's never been on television, but he's had his hands his whole life.