Ray Quote #222
Ray: All right. Mom and Dad, listen up here. All right, I don't care what you think about me. This has been a long time coming. I'm gonna say it right now and you're gonna hear it. [silence]
Frank: Say what you wanna say, Ray. We're listening.
Marie: Well?
Ray: Listen... I'm sorry.
Marie: He said it! The good thing.
Frank: You did the right thing.
Marie: That's all we ever wanted to hear. That's all a parent ever wants from a child.
Ray: Constant apology, right.
Frank: Good to have you back, Ray. We missed you.
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Debra: Ray, you've got nothing to feel guilty for. You didn't do anything. As a matter of fact, you were defending them.
Ray: That doesn't matter. Guilt is just a way of life for me. I was trained by masters: my mother, my father, the Pope.
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Priest: We all have these kinds of feeling from time to time. You know, there was a man on our church council a few years ago. A decent enough fellow but a bit abrasive. Oblivious to anyone else's feelings. I wanted to get him out of my hair. I used to fantasize about him converting to Judaism. One day, I said, "Frank, I think..."
Ray: Wait, a minute his name was Frank?
Priest: That's unimportant. The point-
Ray: No. Frank Barone?
Priest: You know Frank Barone?
Ray: He's my father.
Priest: Your parents are Frank and Marie Barone?
Ray: Yes.
Priest: You're absolved.
Ray: What?
Priest: Our Lord forgives your thoughts.
Ray: Yeah? Really? You're sure?
Priest: Well, I could look it up but I'm almost positive.
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Ray: I'm sorry, Father, I thought this was the confessional.
Priest: This is the confessional.
Ray: uh, where's the booth with the kneeler and the sliding window through which you can't see me?
Priest: You haven't been here in a while have you?
Ray: Uh, about twenty years. I've been good.