Robert Quote #49
Ray: Why don't you take the dog?
Robert: What are you saying? You mean you'd want me to have him?
Ray: Yeah, he likes you. We can't have a dog. We've got a hamster and he's nuts. He likes you.
Robert: No. I'd just be setting myself up for more hurt. You know, every time I get attached to something I just get burned. First dog, my first wife, first lawyer after my first wife....
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Dog’ Quotes
Quote from Robert
Robert: Hello. You guys have any Maalox or something?
Debra: What's the matter? Did you eat something bad?
Robert: I'm a cop and I live with my parents. I'm on a steady diet of human suffering.
Quote from Ray
Debra: What are you doing with a dog, Ray?
Ray: He followed me home. You wanna play with him? Go ahead.
Debra: Play with him? Ray, I can't even find one of my own children. Geoffrey.
Ray: That's because they're walking now. I told you all that crawling would lead to no good.
Quote from Debra
Ray: So what do you think? What should we name him?
Debra: Are you kidding me Ray? We can't keep him. Besides he belongs to somebody.
Ray: No. There's no tag no collar. He could've been born in the wild.
Debra: Yeah, those herds of wild bulldogs.
Ray: I thought you liked dogs.
Debra: Ray come on. I love dogs but in case you haven't noticed, the last thing that we need around here
is something else that eats and poops.
Ray: All right, I'll stop doing one of those.