Ray Quote #164
Quote from Ray in Who's Handsome?
Robert: So you put this on your face?
Ray: Yeah. You just dab it under your eyes, that's all.
Robert: Let me ask you. I like that.
Ray: [sniffs cologne] Oh, wow, that's got a little giddyup to it.
Robert: Yeah.
Ray: You know, don't spray it on your wrist.
Robert: Right.
Ray: What you do is, you spray it in the air, and then you just kind of walk through it.
[As Ray walks through the mist of cologne, he notices Frank has walked into the room. Ray sheepishly sits back down and waits for Frank to pass judgment.]
Frank: You know, I've got this dry patch here. You got anything that could help me with that? You know, like a little flakiness?
Robert: Exfoliant, yeah.
Ray: Exfoliant.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Who's Handsome?’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: No, sweetheart, both my boys are gorgeous. In their own way. But I think that Robert sort of takes after me a bit more, whereas you favor your father.
Frank: [enters in his underwear] Marie. Marie, what's the difference between a bunion and a corn?
Marie: Do you know that your son here doesn't think he's good-looking?
Frank: What do you mean, you're not good-looking? You look like me.
Marie: There you go.
Quote from Robert
Amy: So, you're a police sergeant. Your wife must get worried sick about you.
Robert: No, not as sick as she used to. We're divorced.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Robert: No, no. It's all for the best. I'm much happier now than I used to be.
Amy: I just have so much respect for people in your line of work.
Robert: No, it's just hours of boredom interrupted by moments of unbelievable horror.
Quote from Ray
Marie: Well, I'm glad he had a date, at least. I mean, he's been moping around here ever since the divorce. I mean, such a waste. Oh, he's such a good-looking boy.
Ray: So, you think so, too?
Marie: Of course. Who doesn't? Everybody used to say what a beautiful boy your brother was.
Ray: What about me?
Marie: Well, you're adorable.
Ray: Adorable. Like a hamster.
Marie: No. Like a person. But, oh, your brother used to turn heads. He always had that sort of old-fashioned, movie star look like Valentino.
Ray: Oh, I see. So, he's Valentino and I'm Fievel.