Ray Quote #150
Quote from Ray in Who's Handsome?
Amy: [to Debra] Look at your life. You've got it all.
Ray: [enters] Honey, I think that rash is back. [to Amy] Hi, I didn't mean you.
Debra: Ray, you remember my friend Amy.
Ray: Yeah, Amy. From where you used to work, right? Yeah, Hi.
Debra: Ray, I bought this pudding for the kids.
Ray: I know, I like it. It helps me when I write.
Debra: Where did you leave the spoon?
Ray: Oh, I didn't have a spoon.
Debra: How did you eat it?
Ray: Just like an oyster. [slurps] Okay, good. [burps] Oh, there you go.
Amy: You are so lucky.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Who's Handsome?’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: No, sweetheart, both my boys are gorgeous. In their own way. But I think that Robert sort of takes after me a bit more, whereas you favor your father.
Frank: [enters in his underwear] Marie. Marie, what's the difference between a bunion and a corn?
Marie: Do you know that your son here doesn't think he's good-looking?
Frank: What do you mean, you're not good-looking? You look like me.
Marie: There you go.
Quote from Ray
Marie: Well, I'm glad he had a date, at least. I mean, he's been moping around here ever since the divorce. I mean, such a waste. Oh, he's such a good-looking boy.
Ray: So, you think so, too?
Marie: Of course. Who doesn't? Everybody used to say what a beautiful boy your brother was.
Ray: What about me?
Marie: Well, you're adorable.
Ray: Adorable. Like a hamster.
Marie: No. Like a person. But, oh, your brother used to turn heads. He always had that sort of old-fashioned, movie star look like Valentino.
Ray: Oh, I see. So, he's Valentino and I'm Fievel.
Quote from Robert
Amy: So, you're a police sergeant. Your wife must get worried sick about you.
Robert: No, not as sick as she used to. We're divorced.
Amy: I'm sorry.
Robert: No, no. It's all for the best. I'm much happier now than I used to be.
Amy: I just have so much respect for people in your line of work.
Robert: No, it's just hours of boredom interrupted by moments of unbelievable horror.