Ray Quote #120
Robert: Ray, you're giving this away?
Ray: What is it? Oh, my God. Debra, what're you doing?
Debra: What? It's just an old baseball.
Ray: Just a baseball? Just a baseball? I've had this thing for 25 years. This is my autographed Mickey Mantle ball.
Robert: Oh, Debra.
Debra: Sorry. So Mickey Mantle signed it?
Ray: So? So? This is like having a Bible signed by... [chuckles, raises hand to the heavens]
Debra: Yeah, it's exactly the same.
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Quote from Ray
Ray: But no more. I'm not gonna lie to my kids anymore.
Debra: Yes, you will, Ray.
Ray: No, I will not. I'm not gonna do to them what my father did to me. From now on, only the truth. When my kids look back at me I want them to be able to say, "Okay, I'm all screwed up from that guy, but he didn't lie."
Debra: What a lovely thought for our children, Ray.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Ally is 5 years old, you Scrooge. Of course we lie. We all lie. That's what holds us all together. So you go in and lie to your daughter and I'll go home and feed the man I love.
Quote from Ray
Ray: That's good. You think she's better off now?
Debra: Oh, they were just trying to help Ray.
Ray: Yeah, let them help by paying her shrink bills when she's having nightmares about two Santas and a reindeer named Lefty.