Ray Quote #1878
Quote from Ray in The Mentor
Debra: I just thought you and Robert seemed a little upset today.
Ray: Well, no, we weren't upset.
Debra: No? About your dad being so friendly with that Sammy guy?
Ray: What do we got to be upset about? It was funny. "Close Your Mind, Open Your Pants!" [laughs] I just, I made that one up. "We'll charge them 20." That one we've done before. We've done that one.
Debra: Oh, and this whole thing doesn't bother you?
Ray: No. Look, what are you looking for, okay? I-I know you like to think that I'm a lot more complicated than I seem, but please, trust me, nothing much going on up there, okay? Really. See, look, listen. There's very little in there. It's just a couple of golf balls knocking up into a pair of breasts. That's it. So, you know, could you go analyze somebody else, Dr. Quack, 'cause I'm fine.
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Quote from Frank
Frank: All right, everybody, you're welcome in my home, unless you sit in my chair, touch my remote, or are married to me.
Marie: Frank, that's how you talk after church?
Frank: Yeah. My prayers weren't answered.
Marie: Next time, pray for hair.
Quote from Frank
Ray: Well, we're not whining, we're pissed off.
Robert: Yeah, he's pissed off!
Ray: You never gave us the time of day, so how do you think it makes us feel we find out there's a kid out there that you're actually nice to?
Frank: Maybe he was actually nice to me! Did you ever think of that?!
Ray: What?
Frank: He was nice to me! He respected me! You guys never did!
Quote from Marie
Marie: I'd like to know something: Who is he, Frank? Who is he?
Frank: I told you, he's a kid who used to hang around the office.
Marie: Well, how come you never told me about him?
Frank: I don't know.
Marie: Just tell me, is he your son?
Frank: What?!
Amy: Oh, Marie! We were just joking about that.
Marie: Who was it, Frank? Harriet Lichtman?
Frank: Oh, come on!
Marie: Is this boy really Sammy Lichtman, your love child?
Frank: Love child?! You're nuts, lady!
Marie: Oh, yeah? You think I don't see he's bald? You missed brunch today. You missed a ham, Frank. And in 47 years of marriage, you have never turned your back on pork!