Ray Quote #1754
Quote from Ray in Jazz Records
Ray: Huh? Listen to that sound. It's like Oscar Peterson is sittin' right here at the piano. Play it, Oscar. Play it, you swingin' jazz cat. [Frank turns the CD player off] What are you doin'?
Frank: I want to hear my jazz records.
Ray: You just can't give it to me, can ya? Those CDs, they sound great, and you know it, but you can't give it up. You just gotta keep torturin' me.
Frank: I loved those damn albums. I was hoping someday you might love them too instead of your hippie jungle crap.
Marie: Those Beatles were awful, Raymond.
Ray: I know, Dad. I know you loved 'em. That's all I ever heard. "Shut up, kids! I'm listenin' to my records!"
Frank: Then why the hell did you ruin 'em?
Ray: I don't remember. I was 10! Why do you keep taking this out on me?
Frank: 'Cause you did it!
Ray: Well, I didn't do it on purpose!
Frank: I'm not so sure!
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Quote from Marie
Ray: Look, see. Listen. When you get the plastic off, all you do is insert the disc, you close the tray, put the selector on CD, and press "play."
Marie: We're not astronauts, Raymond.
Ray: Fine. I'll write it down for you, Ma.
Quote from Debra
Ray: I'll tell you what. My mother and my father, we're through with 'em!
Debra: You read my letter to Santa.
Quote from Frank
Frank: [chuckles] What goes around comes around, huh, Ray?
Ray: What do you mean?
Frank: Just like when you ruined my jazz records.
Ray: Oh, all right. Dad, look, we all know the story, okay, so not again.
Frank: Why not? It's a short story. Once upon a time, I had great jazz records. You were born, now I don't.
Ray: All right! You know, you've been on me for this for over 30 years.
Frank: I believe it was the winter of '69.
Ray: Will you stop it?
Frank: I had just come home from a hard day's work...