Ray Quote #1744
Ally: "A Native American named Squanto came to the Pilgrim village."
Ray: "My name is Squanto."
Peter: Ooh! Riveting!
Ray: "My name is Squanto. I come in peace."
Hank: "Hello."
Ray: Hey. Oh. "Hey. Hi. I'll show you how to live off this land."
Ally: "Squanto taught the Pilgrims how to catch fish."
Peter: Is anybody buying this guy as Squanto?
Marie: You leave him alone. He hasn't had a chance to exercise lately.
Debra: "Can you also teach us to plant corn and forage for berries?"
Ray: "Yes, I can." Oh, hey.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Bird’ Quotes
Quote from Pat
Pat: Here we go.
Marie: How's the bird?
Pat: Oh, I took care of it.
Robert: What do you mean?
Pat: You know-- [makes neck twisting gesture]
Quote from Frank
Marie: Excuse me, but how do you know the bird couldn't be saved? I mean, you're not a veterinarian.
Pat: No, but I have lived in the country my whole life.
Amy: Mom grew up on a farm.
Frank: I bet the chickens slept with one eye open.
Quote from Frank
Frank: That bird was one of God's creatures! The God these people supposedly work for. But apparently, that life didn't mean anything to them. It was just a bird. Well, maybe so, but I happen to think he deserved a lot better than he got.
Pat: [enters] Okay, everyone! Dinner.
Frank: All right! Break me off a leg there!