Debra Quote #541
Debra: Marie, we thought you'd be a Pilgrim, so if you'll just take the hat.
Pat: Maybe the pageant isn't such a good idea today.
Debra: What do you mean? It's Thanksgiving!
Robert: Let's just forget it.
Debra: No! I don't know what's going on here, but certain people in this room are very excited about doing this play, okay? So we're gonna do it.
Marie: Debra, you--
Debra: Dih-dih-dih-dih! We're doing the play. Kids, let's go. Ally, sweetie.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Bird’ Quotes
Quote from Pat
Pat: Here we go.
Marie: How's the bird?
Pat: Oh, I took care of it.
Robert: What do you mean?
Pat: You know-- [makes neck twisting gesture]
Quote from Frank
Marie: Excuse me, but how do you know the bird couldn't be saved? I mean, you're not a veterinarian.
Pat: No, but I have lived in the country my whole life.
Amy: Mom grew up on a farm.
Frank: I bet the chickens slept with one eye open.
Quote from Frank
Frank: That bird was one of God's creatures! The God these people supposedly work for. But apparently, that life didn't mean anything to them. It was just a bird. Well, maybe so, but I happen to think he deserved a lot better than he got.
Pat: [enters] Okay, everyone! Dinner.
Frank: All right! Break me off a leg there!