Ray Quote #1695
Quote from Ray in Misery Loves Company
Debra: Do you care about me at all?
Ray: What? Yes, of course, I care about you. It's Robert. Okay? I don't need Robert seeing you like this tomorrow at his three-month jubilee going, "Trouble in paradise?"
Debra: No, this is not Robert's fault. This is your fault, but you don't want to take responsibility for anything. It's the same old story.
Ray: No, stop. Wait a minute. Let me say one thing: Okay, just... Could we make up for tomorrow night?
Debra: Why?
Ray: Because Robert thinks he has a better marriage than me.
Debra: So why don't you work on your marriage?
Ray: Okay, but this thing is tomorrow night, and I'm golfing in the morning, so just... Look please for now, just for now, could we just pretend that we made up? You know, my mother's going to be there.
Debra: So?
Ray: So comparing you to Amy. Comparing your marriage to Amy's marriage. Comparing the new wife to the... your marriage. Doing a wife-to-wife comparison. You might want to think about it.
Debra: You're on your own.
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Quote from Frank
Marie: Sit down. Now you listen to me. Maybe you could all use some advice from someone who's in a position to give it.
Debra: See what you did, Amy?
Marie: You think we have nothing to offer? We've been married 46 years. We've seen the lows, and we've seen the highs.
Frank: What day was the high?
Quote from Marie
Marie: You two, you're newlyweds, you're in love. God bless you, you know nothing. And you two, you're always fighting. And the reason you get so upset is because you think there's something wrong with that. Look at us. This is experience. This is wisdom.
Frank: [eating chicken] This is juicy.
Marie: You want some real marriage advice? I'm going to give you the secret now: There's going to be yelling.
There's going to be anger. Don't fight it. Accept it. You love him. You hate him. He disgusts you. Look how he eats. You keep your head down, and you plow through.
Frank: Amen.
Amy: But Marie, you said "hate". How can hate have any place in a marriage?
Marie: You make room. There's going to be hate. Hate is real. Marriage is real. We might fight, but we're okay with each other. And do you know why? We've endured. We have been through it all, and now...
Frank: We're waiting for death.
Marie: Not that we're in a rush.
Frank: Fair enough.
Marie: That's a marriage.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Oh, that was so sweet. You two celebrating your anniversary like this... We used to be happy, remember, Frank?
Frank: Then the meteor hit and killed all the dinosaurs. Except for one.