Ray Quote #1423
Mariann: Now, I'm looking around the room, and I see a new face. A happy face. A face I'd like to know.
Robert: This is my brother, Raymond.
Mariann: Welcome to The Path, Raymond.
All: Raymond! Raymond! Raymond!
Ray: Hey.
Robert: Raymond, why don't you tell everybody a little bit about yourself?
Ray: You said that I wouldn't have to talk.
Robert: Raymond has a wife and three children, and he is also the writer for "Newsday."
Mariann: We all know who he is, Robert. [laughs]
Robert: You do?
Mariann: Gerard did mention that he was Ray's cousin. And gosh, Ray, we are just so super honored to have you with us. A famous newspaper columnist!
All: [chant] Raymond! Raymond! Raymond!
Ray: That really gets you going, huh?
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Cult’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult, Ma.
Frank: Then why the hell did you hug me?
Robert: It made me happy.
Marie: Oh my God! He's in a cult!
Robert: It's not a cult. It's just a bunch of people who want to see me happy, who happen to care about me.
Marie: You have that here, you stupid ass.
Quote from Frank
Frank: What is this, a party? What? You lock me out to keep me away from cake now?
Marie: Just go home, Frank.
Ray: Yeah, Dad, go. How come you're not at the lodge?
Frank: The pool's got a fungus. Well, what's the party for, the Dalai Lama over here?
Ray: Okay. Come on. Please, Dad, not now.
Frank: [sings] Hello, Dolly.
Debra: Frank.
Frank: [sings] Well, hello, Dolly.
Ray: Dad!
Frank: [sings] It's so nice that my son's head is full of crap.
Quote from Marie
Debra: I just want to talk to you.
Robert: Why?!
Debra: Because I care about you!
Marie: And I'm your mother!
Robert: Why would I take advice about life from you two? You can't even talk to each other!
Marie: Yes, we can! Oh, Debra!
Debra: Oh, Marie! [both hug and sob]