Ray Quote #1265
Quote from Ray in It's Supposed to Be Fun
Debra: You're not going to apologize?
Ray: See, this is why you don't know anything about anything. If I go up there and apologize to Geoffrey, then he thinks I have something to apologize about, and then all of a sudden it's a big deal when it's not a big deal.
Debra: It is a big deal!
Ray: No! No! No, it's not! Hey, weren't you the one who came up with the "laugh when they fall down" trick so they won't know they hurt themselves?
Debra: Well, he didn't fall down today. It's as if you pushed him down.
Ray: That is a completely wrong analogy! If anything, today it was like I patted him on the back and he tripped.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘It's Supposed to Be Fun’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: Okay you're not going near my son.
Ray: Come on! This is nothing! Hey, you know what my father used to do to me when I was a kid? I remember one time, I was getting ready for the senior prom, and I was combing my hair in the hallway mirror, and he pushes past me and goes, "Bad haircut. I can still see your face."
Debra: How did that make you feel?
Ray: What? Nothing. I knew that he was just trying to be funny. All right, all right. I felt bad for a second, but then I forgot about it.
Debra: Until now?
Ray: Listen, this wasn't like that. All I really did was say a little joke.
Debra: Like your dad. You know, you've told me that haircut story before.
Ray: It was just a little joke. I didn't mean it.
Debra: I know you didn't.
Ray: I'll talk to him. I'm gonna need lots of gum.
Quote from Frank
Marie: Oh. When we get home, I'll get you something for your tum-tum.
Robert: That's okay, Ma. I'm fine now. Stop rubbing my tummy!
Frank: Hey, remember the time you had that clam roll at Howard Johnson's?
Robert: All right, Dad.
Frank: And you washed it down with a strawberry milk shake?
Robert: Yeah, I remember, Dad. Please stop.
Frank: I had a sardine sandwich with onions and mayonnaise, and it was warm, I recall.
Robert: Why do this?
Frank: I find your discomfort amusing.
Ray: All right, plenty of snacks left over. Who wants some cheese sticks and guava nectar?
Robert: I'll be outside.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Why didn't you bring some cushions or something? This bench is killing me.
Marie: It's crushing his brain.
Frank: Sure. These seats don't bother you.
Ray: Hey, if you two can't get along, I'm gonna separate you.
Marie: You mean legally?