Ray Quote #1197
Debra: Okay, here's the directions. I've already read them.
Ray: Hey, I don't need directions. I mean, it's been a while, but I remember.
Debra: So, it's pretty simple. You just roll the dice, and you do whatever it says on the square you land on. Now, some of the squares are naughty...
Ray: Hang on. [closes the curtains] Go ahead.
Debra: And some are romantic.
Ray: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Debra: So, I'll go first. This is me, that's you.
Ray: All right, come on, buddy, put your game face on.
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Quote from Frank
Marie: This game must be Debra's doing.
Ray: Well, it's not.
Marie: I should have guessed when I opened the fridge with two bottles of white wine? Are you swingers?
Ray: All right, Ma. You just asked if I was a wife-swapper.
Frank: Now, there's an idea. I don't even have to swap. I'll just make a donation.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Here, one of you try this.
Robert: [eats] Oh, God! This is awful!
Marie: I thought so. It's Debra's. It's gone bad. Although, with Debra, it probably didn't have far to go.
Quote from Marie
Marie: Oh, hello, Raymond.
Ray: Ma, what are you doing?
Marie: I'm cleaning your fridge. I thought it was just one item, but once I opened it... Well, dear, it's not good news.