Marie Quote #400

Quote from Marie in Let's Fix Robert

Marie: I mean, it's no secret that you've had relationship troubles. And I just want you to learn from your mistakes. And now that you're here, it saves me from having to go over it again with you later.
Robert: Well, why don't we really save some time? Take that cheese knife and stick it in my neck.
Marie: See, his sense of humor's a little dark. Should we start there?

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 ‘Let's Fix Robert’ Quotes

Quote from Amy

Amy: You're Stefania?
Stefania: Si. And you are?
Amy: I'm Amy. Robert's other ex-girlfriend. Or as I'll be known as from now on, the plain one.

Quote from Marie

Marie: All right, Robbie. You don't seem to be helping anymore, so maybe you should go now.
Robert: Fine. Fine. I don't know why the hell I even sat down for this all-you-can-eat character assassination. And for your information with regards to the onions, I happen to have taste buds that are more sensitive to savory than sweet, Judy. [exits]
Marie: For some reason, and it's a mystery to me, I'm the only woman he gets along with.

Quote from Amy

Marie: Say hello, Robbie.
Robert: Hello, Amy. Hello, Stefania. Hello, Amy and Stefania. Together in my mother's living room.
Stefania: Roberto.
Amy: Bastardo.