Debra Quote #319

Quote from Debra in Christmas Present

Ray: Look, don't change the subject here. I don't like being played.
Debra: You think I got you that DVD thing because I want something?
Ray: No, because you love me! Come on, huh! What is it? What do you want?
Marie: We're waiting.
Debra: I don't want anything. I was trying to get you something I thought might make you happy because, as a matter of fact, I do love you. And it's Christmas and I wanted to get you a DVD player.
Ray: Oh, well thanks, then. I'm gonna go set it up.
Debra: Just a minute. Did you get me those pots so I would let you play golf?
Ray: Whoa! Whoa, whoa. Come on! What? Where's this coming from?
Debra: Unbelievable.

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 ‘Christmas Present’ Quotes

Quote from Frank

Frank: What did you do? Try to soften her up with a big present so you could go play golf?
Ray: For your information, Dad, it's a little more complicated than that.
Frank: You're an idiot. Give me that chocolate. Sit down. Let me tell you something about women. You think you've got to butter them up to get what you want. That is a poor man's game. "Oh, sweetums, here's some flowers. Can I go to the lodge?" Not for me. Not for me! I don't do that nice crap.
Robert: So how do you get what you want?
Frank: I've learned to do without.

Quote from Frank

Frank: This one says "For Debra from Ra." R-r-r-a... Looks like "Rap."
Ray: You think it might be Ray, Dad?
Frank: No.
Marie: Frank, put your glasses on. You're blind.
Frank: And what would be the upside of seeing you more clearly?

Quote from Marie

Debra: I knew you would like this. And I love my pots! I'm gonna try 'em out right now.
Marie: Well, I better go help her. They're not magic pots.