Ray Quote #1008
Ray: Wait a minute. What's up with the stripes?
Debra: No, they're okay. They're okay.
Ray: No, no. Look, these... These stripes, are they... Are they the same as these? These look like thinner stripes.
Debra: Yeah, I know, but it's close enough. You can't even tell.
Ray: Hmm, yeah, okay. [they briefly kiss] No, I can tell. I can tell. I can tell. Look at the old wall. These these thin stripes, they're thicker. It's not the same. It's not the same wallpaper. What's going on?
Debra: Nothing, the painter told me that they don't make our wallpaper anymore. And to reprint this one would have been really expensive.
Ray: Yeah, but this isn't the same.
Debra: But Ray, we would've had to pay more.
Ray: No, we wouldn't have. My father would've had to pay more.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Wallpaper’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Frank: I'll have the brakes checked when I get the taillight fixed.
Debra: The taillight?! Frank! Look at the house.
Frank: I saw it. Look at this. This drywall, it's like paper. Probably foreign-made. On the other hand, say what you want about American cars... Beats a house.
Quote from Frank
Debra: Robert, what do we do?
Robert: I'll fill out a report. You should call your insurance companies.
Frank: Oh, here we go. Why the hell did I let you drive?
Marie: Because you can't see anymore.
Frank: I can see a house!
Quote from Debra
Debra: Tell your father we're doing this the right way.
Frank: Hey, me not having to pay anything is the right way. Oh, holy crap! Look at this scratch!
Debra: Okay, see, here's the thing: When a person drives their car into someone's home, I think that person should be sympathetic and apologetic and try to help the person whose home has been demolished try to make it better!
Frank: Hey, I'm trying, but you won't listen.
Debra: I won't listen?!
Marie: I must say, Debra, that tone doesn't help the situation.
Debra: My tone?! My tone! You just drove a car into my house!