Frank Quote #366
Quote from Frank in Prodigal Son
Ray: Hold it, hold it. This is it? This is what you do every Sunday?
Frank: What?
Ray: This, this, laughing and talking about women and betting on who collected the most money? Isn't this where Jesus is supposed to come in and turn this table over?
Frank: Since when did you start wearing sandals? [Garvin laughs]
Ray: You're so full of it, Dad, you know? Acting all high and mighty, telling me I'm gonna burn in you-know-where. And this is it, this is what you want to pass on to me? Your little sportsmen's lodge? You know what, forget it, I'm not going to church, okay? 'Cause I don't need your hypocrisy.
Stan: Hypocrisy!
Garvin: Oh, hypocrisy!
Frank: Who are you to judge? There's no hypocrisy. I made a commitment to the Lord, and I'm here every Sunday helping. You want to break your commitment to your family, to Father Hubley and to God, go right ahead. Don't worry, it's a dry heat.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Prodigal Son’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Frank: 12 years of catholic school down the toilet. Go to church!
Marie: Frank, you can't just scream at someone to go to church.
Frank: Well, 40 years of your guilt hasn't worked.
Marie: I need more time.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Look what you're doing to her! Go to church!
Ray: No, no! I don't feel like it.
Frank: "I don't feel like it." That's the problem with you kids today. Everything has to feel good. Do you think World War II felt good? You think Korea felt good? In my day, nothing felt good!
Ray: Why don't you go back to your day and stop ruining mine?!
Quote from Debra
Ray: Let me tell you something. I practice being a good person every day. Okay? I'm a decent fellow. I do good things. I always leave a big tip. If a squirrel runs in front of the car, do I not swerve? I'm considerate of people's feelings. Remember the plumber who came over with the big eye? I treated him like a completely normal person. Okay? So... So... So why do I have to go to church every Sunday to prove my goodness? I'm living it!
Debra: Well, you know, since you are so good during the week, maybe on Sundays we should have everybody come over here and sit around you.