Ray Quote #892
Quote from Ray in Prodigal Son
Ray: That's right, the whole thing. You married a man. 24 grams of fat. Yeah, but don't worry. I'll be burning it off in hell. Okay, I'm going up.
Debra: Okay. You know, I kind of understand how your father feels.
Ray: Okay, good night.
Debra: No, Ray, wait, wait, wait. You still consider yourself Catholic?
Ray: What are you talking about? Yeah, I'm Catholic. You can't change that. It's like being Italian, or... Or sexy.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Prodigal Son’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Frank: 12 years of catholic school down the toilet. Go to church!
Marie: Frank, you can't just scream at someone to go to church.
Frank: Well, 40 years of your guilt hasn't worked.
Marie: I need more time.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Look what you're doing to her! Go to church!
Ray: No, no! I don't feel like it.
Frank: "I don't feel like it." That's the problem with you kids today. Everything has to feel good. Do you think World War II felt good? You think Korea felt good? In my day, nothing felt good!
Ray: Why don't you go back to your day and stop ruining mine?!
Quote from Debra
Ray: Let me tell you something. I practice being a good person every day. Okay? I'm a decent fellow. I do good things. I always leave a big tip. If a squirrel runs in front of the car, do I not swerve? I'm considerate of people's feelings. Remember the plumber who came over with the big eye? I treated him like a completely normal person. Okay? So... So... So why do I have to go to church every Sunday to prove my goodness? I'm living it!
Debra: Well, you know, since you are so good during the week, maybe on Sundays we should have everybody come over here and sit around you.