Frank Quote #362
Quote from Frank in Prodigal Son
Ray: Look, I all I'm saying is, from now on, if Ally asks you something about religious stuff, or government, or minorities, please refer her to me!
Frank: How do you think I feel? It's embarrassing. I'm in church, people are saying, "How come Ray is never here? Didn't you raise him right?"
Ray: They say that?
Frank: Shut up.
Ray: Look, I'm not going just to make you look good.
Frank: Go to church!
Ray: No!
Frank: Then thou art doomed to suffer the fires of eternal damnation! [Frank takes the cake into the living room]
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Prodigal Son’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Frank: 12 years of catholic school down the toilet. Go to church!
Marie: Frank, you can't just scream at someone to go to church.
Frank: Well, 40 years of your guilt hasn't worked.
Marie: I need more time.
Quote from Frank
Frank: Look what you're doing to her! Go to church!
Ray: No, no! I don't feel like it.
Frank: "I don't feel like it." That's the problem with you kids today. Everything has to feel good. Do you think World War II felt good? You think Korea felt good? In my day, nothing felt good!
Ray: Why don't you go back to your day and stop ruining mine?!
Quote from Debra
Ray: Let me tell you something. I practice being a good person every day. Okay? I'm a decent fellow. I do good things. I always leave a big tip. If a squirrel runs in front of the car, do I not swerve? I'm considerate of people's feelings. Remember the plumber who came over with the big eye? I treated him like a completely normal person. Okay? So... So... So why do I have to go to church every Sunday to prove my goodness? I'm living it!
Debra: Well, you know, since you are so good during the week, maybe on Sundays we should have everybody come over here and sit around you.