Ray Quote #687
Ray: Hey, you. Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
Debra: What are you doing, Ray?
Ray: Nothing. Just trying to show my loved one that how much I care does not end on the honeymoon.
Debra: What? Ray, come on, what? Are you helping me or what?
Ray: Yeah, no. I'm just trying to, uh--
Debra: What? Are you trying to make up with me? I forgive you. Get a mop.
Ray: I don't want to mop. I just want to touch you a little.
Debra: What?
Ray: No, not like that! I'm trying to be generally affectionate. Come on, get in on some of this.
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Ray: Father Hubley?
Father Hubley: What? Oh, Raymond.
Ray: Yeah, how you doing, Father? I was just in the neighborhood.
Father Hubley: Do you want something?
Ray: Yeah, um listen, I'm having this problem and all the real shrinks are booked up for six weeks.
Father Hubley: How flattering.
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Debra: I don't believe it. When did this start?
Ray: When we started sleeping together.
Debra: So you haven't said anything for nine years?
Ray: I wouldn't have said anything now.
Debra: Have you slept down here before?
Ray: Just a couple of times. Look, I don't have to do it anymore. I'm happy just to suffer through it, that's all.
Debra: Suffer through it?
Ray: All right. Suffer might have been the wrong word.
Ray: Look, the touching never use to bother me before! It's just, maybe it's 'cause I'm older. You know? Things change. Like now I can't handle anything hickory-smoked.