Ray Quote #581
Quote from Ray in The Article
Debra: Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
Ray: Nothing. "Sports Illustrated" used to be good, now it's bad. They have no credibility, no taste.
Debra: Oh, Ray. Did "Sports Illustrated" reject you again?
Ray: No. As a matter of fact, I'm proud of those rejections now, 'cause that rag is amateurville Jack. They're publishing Andy's thing.
Debra: Oh, that's great!
Ray: [mockingly] No, it's not!
Debra: But Ray, you should be happy. Oh my gosh! 'Cause you helped him. Oh, oh, oh. He didn't take your notes, did he? Ray, how did he get into the mint without your key?
Ray: He knows the janitor.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘The Article’ Quotes
Quote from Frank
Marie: You're the one who's self-centered. I slave over those muffins and you don't even have the decency to eat it because they're not sliced right!
Frank: How about you? I got to eat my muffin your way!
Robert: I'll eat the muffin.
Marie: No, you go upstairs and get your brother a blue toothbrush. They're not all for you!
Robert: Oh, what are you saying? I'm self-centered now?
Frank: You? Definitely! "I can't buy clothes where normal people buy clothes!" "I need my own apartment." "Everyone shoots at me!"
Quote from Debra
Debra: Come on, admit it. You're a little self-centered.
Ray: Self-centered?!
Debra: Yeah, all you can see is how this news affects you. And can I tell you something? This isn't just with Andy.
Ray: Where is this coming from?
Debra: It's coming from those of us orbiting around you.
Ray: You think I'm self-centered? Me? Me? Me?!
Quote from Frank
Ray: Hey, we're out of milk.
Marie: Help yourself. You want to hear the latest? Your father wants to shave his head.
Ray: Why don't you just stick your head out the car window?
Frank: Where's my razor?
Marie: Oh, sit down. We do not shave our heads in this house.
Frank: It's my house and my head!
Marie: I'm not going to be seen with you like that.
Frank: Another advantage!
Marie: I'm hiding all the razors.
Ray: You're not going to shave your head.
Frank: Of course not. I just want to read the paper.