Frank Quote #108
Quote from Frank in Ray's on TV
Marie: Oh, hi, honey. It didn't go very well, did it?
Robert: Not your best moment there, Raymond.
Ray: What are you doing?
Marie: We're being honest. You said that's what you wanted.
Frank: I could've eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview.
Ray: Well, what did you think?
Debra: Honey, I begged you to say "little star."
Marie: I mean, it was even worse than last time.
Frank: You made me hate TV.
Robert: You want me to play it back for you, Raymond?
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‘Ray's on TV’ Quotes
Quote from Marie
Marie: Ray, we told you you were a good writer so that you would think you were a good writer, see? Then somebody gave you a job. That's what parents do. They all lie to their kids for their own good.
Ray: Other parents aren't lying, Ma. They believe in their children.
Marie: No, they don't.
Quote from Ray
Debra: Ally drew another picture of our family and she still says that these monsters aren't your parents.
Ray: All right. So maybe they're not.
Debra: Ray, this one is bald, and this one's carrying a covered dish.
Ray: You know what? Save that. Someday a therapist may want to see it.
Quote from Marie
Frank: Listen, you got bigger problems than your little words there.
Ray: Like what?
Frank: Like scratching the microphone. Nobody could hear what the hell was going on!
Marie: Well, at least... At least the scratching kept him from waving his hands around like he was landing planes.
Frank: The microphone was much worse.
Marie: No.
Frank: It seemed like he'd never been on television before.
Marie: He's never been on television, but he's had his hands his whole life.