Frank Quote #12
Quote from Frank in Standard Deviation
Marie: Oh, you see? They're not afraid of taking the test.
Frank: I don't want my brain measured. It's gotten me this far.
Marie: For some reason, your father has something to hide.
Frank: I don't believe in tests. All they do is deal with book smarts. They don't measure street smarts.
Marie: And you're street-smart?
Frank: I am very street-smart.
Marie: [laughs] Did I ever tell you about the time he bought seafood out of the back of a derelict's car?
Frank: He was legit.
Marie: Oh. Oh, he had the prices tattooed on his body.
Frank: One bad mussel in a whole bucket.
Marie: I threw up for three weeks so you could save 79 cents?
Frank: They were delicious. You could taste the ocean.
Marie: I'm still tasting it.
Everybody Loves Raymond Quotes
‘Standard Deviation’ Quotes
Quote from Ray
Debra: You know what? I have been holding this in all day: There is no way that you are smarter than me.
Ray: Smarter than I.
Debra: All right, what's the name of the 18th-century poet who wrote A Modest Proposal, huh? Huh?
Ray: Oh, yeah? What's the name of the Twilight Zone where the astronauts meet the giant lady?
Debra: Okay, who's the first woman to win a Nobel Prize?
Ray: How much does Mickey Rooney weigh on the moon?
Debra: What's a petit four?
Ray: What's a wedgie?
Debra: When you first met me, was my hair long or short?
Ray: I know one thing for sure. It was blonde. Oh, that wasn't you. Well, I broke up with her then to go out with you. I'll just sleep on the couch.
Quote from Debra
Linda: Why is Ray so depressed? It was just a test.
Debra: Well, I guess seeing in black and white that I'm smarter just blew out his self-esteem. I mean, I'm trying to make him feel better, but nothing works.
Linda: Oh, come on. You had to know you were smarter.
Debra: Oh, of course. But I still feel guilty.
Quote from Marie
Robert: All right. Raymond, you got 100.
Ray: Ah, a 100.
Marie: Oh, a perfect score! That's my Raymond. Thank God you got your mother's brains.
Robert: 100 is average.
Marie: Average? [to Frank] He got that from you.