Ray: Listen, I was thinking... Uh, there isn't gonna be a party.
Frank: Who's dead?
Ray: Nobody's dead, Dad. We're just not gonna have a party.
Marie: You got to have a party. I baked. I've never heard of such a thing.
Ray: Well, we're not having a party because... Because I'm surprising Debra. I'm taking her to Bear Mountain.
Marie: Bear Mountain?
Ray: That's right. I want to do something special for her. This is a surprise, all right, so you can't go telling her anything. Thank you very much. I'm going to go.
Marie: Wait. Just one minute now. Here. It's a long trip to Bear Mountain. Take fruit.

Debra: Look at our boys. Pretty cute, huh?
Ray: Yeah, they are. But, you know, I hope they stay cute.
Debra: What?
Ray: Well, see, I've been thinking, that's the danger of identical twins. They're cute now because they're babies, but when they become adults even if they're slightly ugly, that's gonna be magnified. 'Cause, you know, think,i if you see one slightly ugly man walk across the room, that's no big deal. If you see the same ugliness right behind him... Yeah, that you're gonna notice. You're gonna go: "Hey, I didn't think he was that ugly until I saw it again."