Pat: You know what it could be? Maybe she doesn't read your column so much anymore because she's feeling a little jealous.
Ray: Jealous?
Pat: Well, I wouldn't blame her. You have such an exciting life, Ray. You meet a lot of interesting people, and you go to so many exotic places.
Ray: You mean like Tampa?
Pat: You've been to Tampa?
Ray: Couple times, yeah.
Pat: Well, there you go. You know, sometimes I feel a little jealous of Hank's work.
Ray: He's a high-school principal, right?
Pat: Vice-principal. But you'd think he was the principal the way he always comes home with such interesting stories. And I just want to say, "My gosh, what I would give to be a fly on the wall of that teachers' lounge." Excuse my language.
Ray: That's okay. I like how you talk.