Bernie: Wow. You're my hero. Good for you, Ray. Linda keeps me waiting all the time. Drives me nuts! I would love to see the look on her face if I drove off without her. She'd just be standing there... All dressed up, thinking I'm gonna come back to get her. But then I don't. And every second that goes by, she gets madder and madder. Turning red. Pacing up and down. Cursing me out Oh, man! I could never do what he did! I gotta hand it to you, Ray. [Ray is silent] Ray? Ray, are you okay?
Ray: [trembles] Oh my God, what did I do? What did I do? What did I do?
Bernie: You left without her. You struck a blow for all men.
Ray: I left without her. She was getting dressed up for this, and l- I just-
Bernie: You struck a blow!
Ray: Shut up, Bernie! I'm a dead man!