Ray: Michael! Put it down. Put it down. You know what you just did? Do you know who that was on the phone?
Michael: No.
Ray: It doesn't matter. George Steinbrenner! So none of this, okay? None of this Captain Sugar's Chocolate-Covered Sugar for you! You're hungry? All right, if you're hungry, here. Here's what you're gonna eat. Fiber 100, all right?! Yeah, that's right. No fun stuff, okay? No cartoons on the box for you, you're-- You're getting two grandmas on a bike, the kind of crap I have to eat every day. Yeah. Yeah. No maze to Chocolate Land. Yeah, you can read about colon health. So dig in! Here you go. Here's some delicious skim milk for you. Welcome to my world. All right, listen, here's how it's gonna go today:. No cartoons, no video games, no computer games, no fun, okay? First, you're gonna eat this wood. Then you're gonna get your homework, and you're gonna come downstairs to my office. It's study hall. That's right. You're gonna work right in front of me where I can keep an eye on you, you got that?
Michael: I don't have any homework.
Ray: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who do you think you're dealing with here, huh? I may seem stupid, but that's just to get your mother to not ask me to do stuff, okay? I know all the angles, pal. I know all the excuses. If my dog Shamski had eaten as much homework as I said, he would have pooped the "Encyclopedia Britannica." All right? So you just eat this, then you're getting your homework and you're coming downstairs.
Michael: I don't have any.
Ray: You're sticking' with that story, huh? All right. Well, you know what? You're just gonna come downstairs and you're gonna watch me work. You think school is boring and meaningless, wait till you see what I do for a living. Oh, Captain Sugar. He's coming with me. Hey look, a prize!