Quote from Pat in Pat's Secret
Robert: Oh, hi. Is everything all right? [Pat nods her head] What, can't sleep? [Pat shakes her head] Yeah, me neither. [Pat finally breathes and lets out a puff of smoke] Pat: Your mom's cacciatore was very spicy. Robert: Wow! Pat: Oh, Robert, please don't tell anyone I smoke. Robert: No, no, I won't. Pat: It's my dirty little secret. I don't smoke a lot, just three a day. I've tried to quit but they're so... Robert: Addictive. Pat: I was gonna say "wonderfully relaxing."