Quote from Ray in The Power of No
Ray: Where were you, man? Come on, let's go. Robert: I don't think I'm gonna go hit balls today. Ray: What- What? Oh, what, did the wife say you can't go? Robert: No no, just a little stiff, that's all. Ray: Oh, so it's a medical decision you're making to stay here and... Robert: Help Amy pick out drapes. Ray: [laughs] Ah, drapes. If there's any material left over, why don't you make yourself a little skirt?