Quote from Frank in Tasteless Frank
Frank: I have been taking these pills. Robert: What, for like blood pressure or something? Frank: Nah, just some herb pills that Stan and Garvin gave me. Ray: Stan and Garvin? What? What for? Frank: They're for my, uh... foot. Ray: Your foot? Frank: Yeah, you know. My foot. Ray: "Lancelot"? Robert: "Possible side effects: headaches, stomach cramping" - Oh, God, Dad, look at this: "loss of taste." Frank: Hey, you're kidding me. Robert: Well, didn't you read the label? Frank: No. My eyes are as bad as my foot.