Linda: Debra decided that if she dies, Ray should be with me.
Bernie: And Ray picked me for Debra, but apparently I'm too fat!
Debra: That's not true, Bernie!
Robert: Did Debra even consider me?
Amy: Hey, I'm right here!
Ray: Don't worry about it, Amy. Robert wasn't good enough for her either.
Amy: What's wrong with Robert?
Funeral Director: Excuse me. You're gonna have to lower your voices.