Quote from Robert in The First Time
[flashback:] Robert: I gotta get to work. Which one of you bozos parked behind me? Bernie: Hey, Robert, listen, we're taking odds. You think Debra's gonna have sex with Ray tomorrow? Robert: Hmm, I don't know. Has the president declared Ray the last man on earth? Ray: That doesn't even make sense, all right? If the president was around to declare it, then how am I the last man, stupid? Robert: Well, president or no president, there's no way you're ever having sex with that Debra.