Robert: What about you, Raymond? You're bad, too.
Ray: Listen, I might be the worst! Debra's got to live with me day in and day out for the rest of her life!
Debra: Not too thrilled about that right now.
Ray: And how could you be? Do you remember about a week ago you came home and I was supposed to be baby-sitting or something, and I was just zonked out on the couch with the TV going. And I had pizza sauce kind of all down my chest, which wouldn't have been that bad if I had been wearing a shirt. Or eating pizza. And do you remember how I greeted you that day? "Hey, baby the kids are asleep, and I'm halfway to Nakedtown. Population: Me!"