Quote from Robert in Raybert
Man: What are you trying to pull? Wendi: You're not Ray Barone? Robert: I have self-esteem issues. Wendi: What is wrong with you? Robert: No one knows. Man: Stay away from my daughter, understand me? Or I'll call the cops. Robert: A-a-actually I am a cop. Man: You want to play with me now? [Robert shakes his head] Let's go. From now on, you do your laundry at home. Wendi: Weirdo! Robert: That doesn't help my self-esteem!