Ray: Look, this is not our fault.
Debra: Yes, it is! This is 30% my fault and 70% yours!
Ray: Where do you come up with those figures?
Debra: You started the whole thing. None of this would have happened if you didn't have to tell all your friends what a big stud you are!
Ray: Oh, why couldn't the nurse hear that? Look, the truth is, none of this would've happened if you didn't have that second glass of wine that night, okay? Or if you let me buy a king-size bed. Or if just once, God forbid, you listen to me, and we could start on the floor!