Frank: How'd that happen?
Robert: Yes, how? Pray tell.
Ray: Same thing. Those crazy-ass stairs there. So if you see Debra later and she has a sore shoulder, that's why.
Frank: I don't understand how two grown people fall down the stairs.
Ray: Because it wasn't our fault. Those stupid stairs, they're dangerous, I tell you.
Bernie: So did you really fall down the stairs? Which story's true?
Ray: Would you shut up?
Bernie: No, really, I'm confused because they're both quite convincing.