Quote from Ray in What Good Are You?
Debra: Ray, why didn't you do something?! Ray: What? What do you want me to do? Debra: You just sat there and turned up the TV! Ray: There was a lot of noise. Debra: Oh! Is that how you react in an emergency?! Ray: It wasn't an emergency. The thing came out. There. Want me to pick it up so you don't slip on it? Debra: I was choking! Ray: You were coughing. I mean, coughing's not choking.