Marie: Robbie, I'm gonna do a load of your socks and underpants. Now, are you wearing today's underpants or yesterday's?
Robert: They're fine, Ma.
Marie: No, no, let me see.
Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ray: No, no, no.
Robert: Don't! Come on!
Marie: Robert, you know the most important pants a person has? Underpants.
Robert: I know, Ma.
Marie: You remember when you ran out of underpants that time?
Robert: It was the fifth grade, Ma.
Marie: And you had to wear a pair of Raymond's underpants to school.
Ray: Eww! You never told me that.
Marie: I'm checking your dresser.